Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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