You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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