um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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