New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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