Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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