i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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