He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
be right there i have to get my cape
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
