She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
