Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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