and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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