my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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