My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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