are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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