still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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