His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
My liver just had a heart attack.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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