You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
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