That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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