Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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