Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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