All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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