Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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