Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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