I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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