found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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