She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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