I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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