So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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