He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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