She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
high people should be assigned attendants
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Randomize