if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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