Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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