He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
ok first of all what the fuck
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
