you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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