honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
