She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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