So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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