You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
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