i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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