God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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