You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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