OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
i need some magic done to my vagina
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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