she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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