fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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