Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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