Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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