She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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