I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize