no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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