You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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