Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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