used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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