oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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