you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Houston, we have a blender
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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