I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I think weed is turning my hair brown
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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