Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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