Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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